Because why the fuck not?

Addressed to anyone and also everyone:

What the fucking fuck?

Fuck this shit, seriously, mother fuck this motherfucking shit.

Holy living fuck.  These motherfucking dick-fuckers have really fucking done it now!!!!!!

Kind of hard to write anything after saying that.  That's why they (writers) tell you to build intensity over the course of a piece, so that everything you say doesn't end up being anti-climatic.  Ah, FUUUUUCCKKK!!!!!

So, yeah, things aren't going so great, right?

Let's just start off by saying how can you fucking oppose two consenting adults getting married?!!!?!!!  It's something those damned republicatard (I will never use that term again) spin doctors always do is try to give an EXTREMELY EXTREME!!!!! example of something that's maybe tangentially related to what the actual subject of the discussion is supposed to be.  Hypothetically.

"UGHHHHHHHH WELL WHY DON'T WE LET PEOPLE JUST MARRY THEIR DOGS THAINE???!!?!!!! THEN BLUUUUHHHGHGHGGHGHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Uh, because a dog isn't a human being of majority who is capable of making legal decisions for themselves?"

*interlocutor pauses, then throws up BLOOD ALL OVER rational person*

So, yes, a lot of people are zombies.  But I'm asking people not to panic, because only a lot of people are zombies.  Plenty more people are totally NOT zombies.  A lot.

Additionally, wow!  Lots of people are fucking full-out racists, right?  Like, they have no problem saying anything, no matter how racist, the only thing they won't say is admitting the fact that they are totally racist and that's totally what's coloring all of their opinions and decisions.  And statements.

Finally, hey, the richest of the rich really are totally willing and happy to grind peoples' bones to paste in order to buy an extra yacht or private jet, right?  Or beach house??  They really are willing to grind that millstone and wear peoples' bones down into a fine fucking powder.  Well, guess what?  Fucking mother fuck you!!

And to everyone else who isn't a bloodthirsty zombie, thank you for reading this entry.  You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both, and there you have, my opening statement.

Sincerely,

W. Giffs Afuckkhh